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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.

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Manic, terrifying, acerbic, brilliant and worst of all, tragically prescient, what English performing poet Steve Larkin does is add two plus two and come up gasping for air in a world he convincingly considers doomed. So, joke songs, then scary observations spanning geopolitics and a Marxist view of art. Ground Zero of the show recounts how Larkin was hired, then banned, by the British House of Commons to perform a scathing poem convincing the elderly to move around more because they can no longer afford to heat their homes.

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From the one liners of Chic Murray to Frankie Boyle's shock laughs, here are some hilarious gags straight out of Glasgow. It's probably why we've spawned so many top notch comedians over the years - we're all just full of that weegie banter. So here are a few top quality gags from some of Glasgow's finest - some about the fair city, others just plain funny. Have we missed your favourite joke?

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The world lost one of its most biting comics when Joan Rivers died Thursday at the age of Rivers acted and performed comedy for 55 years, writing most of her own material. She was known for her unapologetically blunt humor and she was egalitarian about it, too: nobody was safe from becoming the butt of a Joan Rivers joke, including Rivers herself.

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Humour is timeless. One of Les Dawson's s quips - "The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week" - will unfortunately rarely be outmoded. It will be 20 years next June since the comedian died, at the age of 62, and in advance comes Les Dawson's Joke Book.

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit in my pants from March.

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Why shouldn't you worry about gaining a few extra pounds? Fat people are harder to kidnap. Did you hear about the seafood diet?

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So often, fat women are there to give sassy one-liners or be the butt of jokes, but rarely are they allowed to have love interests, let alone sex. On Thursday, writer Sesali B. Through the hashtag, she shared her own personal experience having sex as a fat black woman who is also queer, in a Twitter story that she posted in its entirety in a blog for Feministing.

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Rodney Dangerfield had captured the minds of his audience with his ribald, in-your-face humor. Dangerfield expired on October 6,and his death created a void. It is almost difficult to smile at jokes, but his quotes remind us that laughter is the essence of life. But fish should never be cooked in butter.

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